I've fixed my computer! :D
I have news for you guys!
Vanessa broke up with me a while ago. Got really depressed, sad. Cried for days and sat alone playing Skyrim and Starbound. Didn't eat for, like, three or four days. I'm better now, however, and gay. Finally! I can be the gay butterfly I've been inside.
New computer, as already stated. Not sure I'll continue doing ponies or not, I don't know.
Broke my fingers a week ago, it's fine now, however.
Got three huge-ass jars of nutella.
Yeah, that's everything.